Here's some wonderfully morbid Haiku's from the comment section:
T said...
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Love to watch horror.
All the victims so frightened.
How they shriek and bleed.
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Do you have a knife?
Slice your wrists and take your life.
It doesn't matter.
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I have shocked myself.
Those haikus belong to me?
I'm such a nice girl!
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Of course you are, T! Of course you are...
My sister, Amber, presented these lovely jewels (second one is my favorite):
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Max is my brother
He is really a nice guy
just a bit morbid
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In my restless dreams
I see that town, Silent Hill
Oh boy we are fucked
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Hakius do not rhyme
Try to get it straight Maxwell
That's his middle name
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Puppies and Kittens
Rainbows and Chocolate Milk
All in the blender!
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No one ever said Haikus can't rhyme, Amby, they just don't have to. Last I checked, you weren't the boss of ancient Japan.
Here's a few of mine:
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Garbage Disposal.
You are my brand new best friend.
Watch me count to nine.
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Poor flattened turtle.
Crushed below a plumber's boot
Find his next of kin.
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Will you look at that?
Who, what, where, when, why and how?
Check dental records.
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Thank you for contributing!
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Know any good morbid Haikus?
Here's some of mine:
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Spinning metal disk.
Sleek , quick and finely sharpened.
Where'd my right hand go?
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Starting a dead pool.
Twenty dollars on the line.
I'm choosing myself.
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Killing Superman.
Going to do it right this time.
Thunderous applause.
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My own slow decay.
Each small hair is turning gray.
Love it more each day.
^_^
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Spinning metal disk.
Sleek , quick and finely sharpened.
Where'd my right hand go?
...
Starting a dead pool.
Twenty dollars on the line.
I'm choosing myself.
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Killing Superman.
Going to do it right this time.
Thunderous applause.
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My own slow decay.
Each small hair is turning gray.
Love it more each day.
^_^
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